Bowie’s Handprints: An Auction You Won’t Want to Miss!

DAVID BOWIE SONG LYRICS Songs written and performed – (Alphabetical Listing) Press ‘Alt S’ to repeatedly search page A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z 1917 (David Bowie/Reeves Gabrels) (Instrumental) 1984 (David Bowie) Someday they won’t let you, now you must agree The times they are a telling, and the changing isn’t free You’ve read it in the tea leaves, and the tracks are on TV Beware the savage jaw Of 1984 They’ll split your

If you ever thought your handprints were special, wait until you hear about this! A rare self-portrait by the one and only David Bowie is hitting the auction block at Sotheby’s, and it’s not just any old painting. This beauty, created in 1996, features Bowie’s own handprints. Yes, you heard that right—actual handprints from Ziggy Stardust himself.

Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of this piece. Bowie, a man who could make a pair of platform shoes look like a fashion statement, took time out of his busy life of being a rock god to dabble in painting. And boy, did he make a statement! This self-portrait is one of eight he created during a particularly prolific period. You know, when most of us are just trying to figure out what to binge-watch on Netflix, Bowie was busy splattering paint and making art that would eventually wind up in a high-end auction. Talk about living your best life!

The painting is done on paper and captures Bowie’s signature anisocoria—yes, that’s a fancy way of saying his eyes were different sizes, but it just sounds cooler to say it in Latin. It’s a striking piece that’s not just visually appealing but also deeply personal. Can you imagine owning a piece of art that not only showcases Bowie’s talents but also literally has a bit of him on it? It’s like having a tiny piece of the Starman in your living room, minus the glitter and the questionable fashion choices.

But let’s be real for a second. This isn’t just a casual art auction; it’s Sotheby’s we’re talking about. So, if you’re thinking of snagging this piece for a couple of bucks, you might need to check your bank balance first. Expect to fork over a pretty penny if you want to add this masterpiece to your collection.

As we gear up for the auction, it’s worth pondering what this painting represents. Bowie was more than just a musician; he was a cultural icon, a chameleon of sorts who constantly reinvented himself. This self-portrait is a snapshot of a moment in his life, a reflection of his artistic journey, and a reminder that even the most famous rock stars have their creative outlets.

So, if you’ve got the means and the desire to own a piece of rock history, keep your eyes peeled for this auction. And if you happen to win, just remember to hang it somewhere that really shows off those handprints—maybe above the couch or next to the vintage record player. Because if you’re going to spend big bucks on a Bowie self-portrait, you might as well give it the spotlight it deserves.

Now, if only we could auction off our own handprints and make a fortune too. Until then, we’ll just have to admire from afar and maybe doodle a little on the side.


Inspired by: “A Rare David Bowie Self-Portrait — Featuring His Handprints — Is Going on Auction at Sotheby’s” (r/Entertainment)