Victoria Police Tightens the Leash on March for Australia Counter-Protestors

It appeared to MALS that police attempted but were unable to contain the M4A in the Flinders and Swanston Streets intersection, after which policing resources appeared to be focused on keeping the M4A and counter-protesters apart. This meant that the NSN and M4A rally was able to march through the city with relatively low policing. 9:00am: Victoria Police established lines of control early Sunday morning across the intersection of Flinders and Swanston Streets, many hours before the M4A rally was due to begin at midday at the Flinders Street railway station.

Ah, the sweet smell of controversy wafting through the streets of Melbourne! It seems like the Victoria Police have decided that the upcoming March for Australia event needs a little extra attention, particularly when it comes to those pesky counter-protestors. You know, the ones who just can’t resist the urge to voice their dissent. But who can blame them? After all, nothing fuels a good protest like a solid counter-protest, right?

Now, if you’ve been living under a rock or perhaps just blissfully ignoring the news, the March for Australia is one of those events that brings out the passion in people—both for and against it. It’s like a political buffet where everyone serves their opinions, and some folks just can’t help but pile on the extra helpings of resistance. And this time around, the police are stepping in to ensure that the buffet doesn’t turn into an all-out food fight.

According to a recent post on Reddit, the Victoria Police are ramping up their efforts to manage the situation. This includes keeping a close eye on counter-protestors who, let’s face it, can sometimes be a bit rambunctious. I mean, who wouldn’t want to throw a few verbal grenades when they see something they disagree with? But the police are saying, “Not today, folks!” They’re gearing up to maintain order and prevent any potential clashes between different groups of passionate individuals.

Now, some might argue that this is a necessary step for public safety, while others might see it as a bit of an overreach. I mean, how dare they try to keep the peace during a time when everyone just wants to yell at each other! But let’s give credit where it’s due: managing large crowds of people with differing opinions is no easy task. It’s like trying to herd cats, but with more shouting and fewer litter boxes.

Of course, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen police involvement in protests. It’s almost like a rite of passage for any major event in Australia. But there’s something uniquely Melbourne about the way we approach these gatherings. We’re passionate, we’re loud, and we’re not afraid to express our opinions—especially when it involves a good old-fashioned counter-protest.

Now, as the date of the March for Australia approaches, it’ll be interesting to see how the police handle the situation. Will they be the stern parents at a school dance, ensuring that nobody gets too rowdy? Or will they simply let the kids figure it out for themselves? Either way, one thing’s for sure: the streets of Melbourne are going to be buzzing with energy, and it’s bound to be a spectacle worth watching.

So, if you’re planning to attend, whether as a supporter or a counter-protestor, just remember to keep it civil. After all, we’re all in this together—yelling our opinions and waving our signs like it’s a competitive sport. And maybe, just maybe, we can prove that we can disagree without turning it into a reality show. But hey, where’s the fun in that?


Inspired by: “VIC police cracking down march for Australia counter protestors.” (r/melbourne)