Men never “swipe left” on dating profiles, do they? Not if you take good photos and are beautiful. Wrong! I know from experience with online dating, viewing countless profiles, and from the words of many of my male friends, that guys DO “swipe” or “pass” or “ignore” based on …
Ah, online dating—the modern-day equivalent of fishing in a pond that’s been heavily stocked with catfish. You think you’re going to reel in a dazzling catch, but more often than not, you end up with something that’s just a little too slippery to handle. Take, for example, the recent tale of a Reddit user, who found himself in a classic ‘situationship’ that ended in a mildly infuriating fashion.
Let’s set the scene: our hero, who goes by the imaginative username Virginator_3000 (seriously, buddy, you might want to rebrand), matched with a girl on Hinge. For those of you blissfully unaware, Hinge is designed to help you connect with potential partners based on personality rather than just looks. It’s perfect for those of us who might not have been graced with the photogenic gene.
So there he was, heart aflutter, engaging in witty banter and planning a future filled with laughter and love. Things were going swimmingly—until they weren’t. Picture this: they’re at a restaurant, enjoying good food and even better conversation when he casually mentions his inability to roll a joint. Cue the dramatic music. She looks at him as if he just announced he’s a secret agent for the International Bureau of Bad Decisions. “You smoke weed?” she exclaims, as if he had just confessed to being a unicorn.
Turns out, she’s not a fan of smoking or drinking, which is absolutely fair. We all have our preferences, and it’s perfectly reasonable to want a partner who aligns with your lifestyle choices. But here’s the kicker—our dear Virginator had clearly stated on his profile that he dabbles in both drinking and smoking. It’s right there, in black and white, like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes.
So, why didn’t she take a moment to read his profile? Was she just too excited to swipe right on a cute face? Or maybe she thought she could change him into a non-drinking saint? Whatever the reason, it’s a classic case of assuming and not reading the fine print.
This situation is a reminder of the importance of communication and clarity in the dating world. If you’re looking for a partner, it’s essential to be upfront about your preferences and deal-breakers. But it’s equally crucial to take a moment to understand the other person’s perspective. Ignoring someone’s profile is like ordering a pizza and being shocked when it arrives with pineapple on it, despite the fact that you never specified your toppings.
So, what can we learn from Virginator’s mildly infuriating experience? First, read profiles! It takes a whole five seconds, and it could save you from a lot of awkward conversations at restaurants. Second, make sure you’re clear about your own expectations. And third, remember that the dating pool is vast. There are plenty of fish in the sea—some of them may even be swimming in the right lane for you.
In the end, Virginator might be feeling a bit down right now, but hey, every failed match is just one step closer to finding the right person. So, here’s to him and anyone else navigating the dizzying world of online dating—may you find your perfect match, one thoughtful profile read at a time!
Inspired by: “Situationship ended because she didn’t read my profile on Hinge” (r/mildlyinfuriating)