No. You can access services by phone for audio sessions , and there are additional options like chat or video when available.
So, picture this: you’re deep in a telehealth therapy session, pouring your heart out about your latest existential crisis, and in the background, you hear it—a sharp, unmistakable snip snip. Yes, folks, it seems like your therapist may have decided that your emotional struggles could wait while he tackles his personal grooming. Welcome to the wild world of teletherapy, where the boundaries between self-care and professionalism can sometimes get a bit… fuzzy.
Now, let’s backtrack a little. You’re chatting away, possibly discussing your childhood trauma or that time you tripped in front of your crush (we’ve all been there), and instead of the empathetic nods and thoughtful responses you were hoping for, you’re met with the sound of nail clippers. You might think, “Is this guy really clipping his nails while I’m trying to navigate my emotional minefield?” Spoiler alert: yes, he might be.
The original poster—let’s call them ‘Distinct_Run9006’—was understandably taken aback. They had a nice connection with their therapist, or at least they thought they did. But as the snip snip echoed through their earbuds, it became clear that the therapist may have been a little too relaxed in this session. Sure, every therapist has their own style, and some might prefer to let you talk it out while they sip their herbal tea, but clipping nails? That’s a whole new level of distraction.
Now, let’s give our therapist the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps he was trying to multitask—after all, who doesn’t love the idea of being productive while listening to someone else’s woes? But let’s be real here, when you sign up for therapy, you’re expecting to be the center of attention, not the background noise while someone else tends to their cuticles. And let’s not forget about the mic situation—an inline mic attached to a pair of earbuds? Not exactly the gold standard for professional audio. It’s like showing up to a gourmet restaurant and finding out they only serve microwave meals.
Distinct_Run9006 even played the innocent card, casually asking if the therapist heard that sharp clicking noise. But surprise, surprise, the therapist denied it. Classic move! Blame it on the mic—because nothing says ‘I’m fully engaged’ like deflecting responsibility. And let’s be honest, we all know that denying something that obvious is just a way of saying, “Oops, I got caught.”
At this point, you might be thinking, “Is this a therapy session or a personal grooming tutorial?” It’s a valid question. And while we can chuckle about this situation, it does raise some larger concerns about telehealth etiquette. When you’re in a virtual space, it’s easy to forget that the other person is still there, vulnerable and sharing their deepest fears while you’re busy with your nail care routine.
So, what can we learn from this? First off, if you’re a therapist, maybe save the grooming for after hours. Your clients are there for emotional support, not to witness your nail maintenance. And for those of us on the receiving end, remember that it’s okay to advocate for yourself. If your therapist isn’t giving you the attention you deserve (or is too busy clipping to care), it might be time to find someone who can focus on your needs.
In conclusion, let’s hope that Distinct_Run9006’s therapist is just a one-off case of nail-clipping negligence. Because if this is the new normal for therapy, we might have to start prepping our own grooming tools for the next session. Who knows? Maybe the next therapist will offer a full-service experience—complete with haircuts and manicures—while they help you work through your issues. Now that’s a telehealth session I’d sign up for!
Inspired by: “I’m almost certain my therapist was clipping his nails during our session” (r/mildlyinfuriating)