The Long March 7A: When Rockets Go Boom and Comments Go Wild

The thing that makes me question FTS is the fact that it appears as though the explosion occurred around Max-Q. Hard to tell for sure from the video, and I'm no rocket scientist, but the plume change is roughly consistent with what we usually see around Max-Q. I'd imagine the FTS triggered based off some other off-nominal event around this time, rather than the FTS itself misbehaving. … There was a video that appeared to indicate that was the case. … It was supposedly the FTS that killed it but no official confirmation yet. Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept it, … LETS GOOOOOO. Boom baby boom

Ah, the internet. A magical place where even a rocket explosion can generate a wealth of commentary—some insightful, some utterly baffling, and some that make you question humanity’s collective sanity. Recently, a video surfaced of the Chinese Long March 7A rocket explosion, and, of course, it didn’t take long for Reddit to explode with reactions too. Because what’s more entertaining than a multi-million dollar piece of technology going up in smoke? The comments section, naturally!

For those who aren’t familiar, the Long March 7A is China’s answer to the ‘let’s launch some stuff into space’ game. It’s a pretty impressive feat of engineering—until it isn’t. The recent explosion was certainly not what the engineers had in mind, and it was about as welcome as a mosquito at a picnic. But hey, rockets are complicated, and even the best of us have our off days.

Now, let’s talk about the real stars of the show: the commenters. Underneath the video, a whole array of comments emerged, some of which were genuinely insightful, while others felt like they were pulled straight from a middle school science fair. You’ve got your classic responses: those who lament the loss of a well-intentioned rocket, some who made jokes about how it’s not a party until something explodes, and the brave souls who tried to explain the physics behind rocket failures. Good luck with that, folks—if they didn’t understand it in the first place, they probably still won’t after your detailed breakdown!

And let’s not forget the armchair engineers who suddenly become experts in rocket science. You know the type: they’ve watched a couple of documentaries, and now they’re ready to redesign the entire spacecraft from their couches. Bless their hearts! It’s always amusing to see someone say, “If I were in charge, I would have done it differently,” as if they have a PhD in rocket science and a resume featuring NASA. Spoiler alert: they don’t.

Then there’s the classic sarcasm that pervades Reddit. Comments like “Well, that’s one way to make sure the rocket doesn’t reach orbit” or “I guess the launch party got a little too lit!” are simply too good to pass up. It’s like the commenters are competing for the title of ‘Most Likely to Make You Facepalm’ while simultaneously cracking you up. Seriously, if there were an Olympic event for witty remarks following rocket failures, Redditors would take home the gold every time.

But amidst all the jokes and sarcasm, there’s a serious undertone. Rocket launches are risky endeavors, and failures can lead to significant financial loss and setbacks in space exploration. The Long March 7A explosion serves as a reminder of the challenges faced by engineers and scientists in this field. So, while we can laugh and poke fun at the mishaps, it’s essential to acknowledge the hard work that goes into these missions.

In conclusion, the explosion of the Long March 7A has sparked not only a wave of rocket-related memes but also a flood of comments that range from the astute to the absurd. It’s a perfect example of how the internet can turn even the most serious events into a source of entertainment. So, as we continue to explore the cosmos (hopefully with fewer explosions next time), let’s remember to appreciate the humor in our shared humanity—especially when it involves a good ol’ rocket failure. Because if we can’t laugh at ourselves, what’s the point of launching rockets in the first place?


Inspired by: “This was commented under a video of the Chinese Long March 7A rocket explosion.” (r/mildlyinfuriating)