The Comedy of Errors is the third part of the Trailblaze Mission chapter In Ravages Does the Whistle Sound . It automatically begins after completing To Be or Not to Be. First, talk to "Ryusuke" Go find the "Ryusuke" by the window By the window!
Ah, the train door buttons. Those seemingly innocuous pieces of technology that hold the power to either grant you access to your next adventure or leave you standing on the platform, confused and a little bit defeated. If you’ve ever been on a Melbourne train, you’ve probably witnessed the comedy show that unfolds every day as people grapple with this simple task: wait for the green light, then push the button. How hard can it be, right?
Let’s break it down for those who might need a little refresher. First, you stand there, staring at the doors like they owe you money, waiting for that glorious green light to appear. This is your cue, folks. It’s like the universe saying, “Hey, buddy, it’s your turn!” But what happens next? Oh, the drama! Some folks seem to think that the button is like a magic wand that should just work without any action on their part. They hover their hand near it, contemplating their life choices, while the train is just a few short seconds away from leaving them behind.
And then there are the button pushers. You know the type. They see the green light and, in a frenzy of excitement, they slam their finger on the button as if it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. Spoiler alert: it’s not. But hey, at least they’re trying, right? The door remains stubbornly closed, and you can almost hear the collective sigh of the passengers who are now mentally preparing for a long wait until the next train.
It’s astounding, really. Some people have missed their trains, not because they were late, but because they simply didn’t grasp the concept of waiting for a light to change. I mean, we’re not asking them to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded here. It’s just a button! This whole scenario is a perfect reminder that sometimes, the simplest tasks can lead to the most entertaining moments.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not here to shame anyone. We’ve all had our moments of confusion. Remember the first time you tried to use a self-checkout machine? Or when you thought you could microwave metal? Yeah, we all have our struggles. But watching someone fumble with a train door button is like watching an episode of a sitcom where everyone is blissfully unaware of the punchline. You can’t help but laugh, even if it’s just internally.
And let’s talk about the comments on the Reddit post that sparked this delightful discussion. The sheer amount of frustration and humor in those threads is enough to make anyone chuckle. People are sharing their own experiences, and it’s a goldmine of relatable content. “I once saw a guy press the button and then just stand there, staring at the door like it was going to magically open for him.” Classic.
So, what can we learn from this? Maybe it’s a reminder to slow down and appreciate the simple things in life. Or perhaps it’s a nudge to always read the instructions—especially when it comes to public transport. Whatever the lesson, one thing’s for sure: watching people attempt to navigate train door buttons will never get old.
As we continue to ride the rails of Melbourne, let’s embrace the hilarity of these moments. Maybe next time you see someone struggling, instead of rolling your eyes, offer a friendly smile—or a chuckle. After all, laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes to the train door button fiasco. Who knew a little green light could bring so much joy (and confusion) to our daily commutes?
Inspired by: “Watching people fail at using train door buttons will never fail to amuse me.” (r/melbourne)