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So, let’s talk about the modern shopping experience—or, more specifically, the shocking reality when you step into a store that seems to have time-traveled back to the early 2000s. Picture this: You’re in a hurry, you’ve got your shopping list ready, and you confidently stride into Walmart, ready to tap your phone and be on your way. But wait! What’s this? The cashier looks at you like you just suggested using a rotary phone to place an order. That’s right, folks, neither Walmart nor Hobby Lobby accepted tap to pay. Cue the dramatic music!
Now, I know what you’re thinking. How is it possible in 2023 that two major retailers haven’t fully embraced the convenience of mobile payments? Aren’t we supposed to be living in the future, where we can pay for our groceries and craft supplies with just a flick of the wrist? Apparently not in these establishments! Instead, it felt like I had just time-traveled back to an era where cash was king and credit cards were considered a luxury.
Let’s break this down. Imagine you’re that person who leaves the house without your wallet because, let’s face it, who carries cash anymore? You whip out your phone, ready to make a quick payment with a tap. But then you’re met with the blank stare from the cashier, who might as well be saying, “What sorcery is this?” Honestly, it’s 2023! I can order a pizza from the comfort of my couch and pay for it without moving a muscle, but I can’t buy a decorative ceramic chicken without digging through my pockets for a crumpled dollar bill?
It’s mildly infuriating, to say the least. And I can’t help but wonder: Are we going back in time? Is there a secret conspiracy among retailers to keep cash alive and well? Maybe the cashiers have a hidden agenda to ensure that no one ever leaves the store without a crumpled receipt and a handful of change.
And let’s not forget Hobby Lobby. You’d think a place that sells all things artsy and crafty would be on the cutting edge of technology. But no! Instead, I found myself contemplating whether I could barter my way out of buying that 50% off yarn.
But here’s where it gets even better. As I stood there, fumbling with my phone and looking like I had just arrived from the Stone Age, I couldn’t help but notice the line of people behind me, all equally confused and frustrated. I could practically hear their thoughts: “Why is this taking so long? Is she paying with a dinosaur bone?”
In a world where we can order groceries online, have them delivered to our door, and even pay for them while still in our pajamas, it’s baffling that some stores are still clinging to the past like it’s a beloved childhood blanket. So, fellow shoppers, the next time you find yourself at Walmart or Hobby Lobby with your phone in hand, just remember: you might be better off grabbing a sack of coins and channeling your inner pirate. At least then, you’ll be prepared for whatever payment method they throw at you!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to write a strongly worded letter to corporate about the need for some serious upgrades. Who’s with me?
Inspired by: “I went to Walmart + Hobby Lobby today” (r/mildlyinfuriating)