The Epic Saga of Losing and Regaining My LOTR Extended Editions: A Tale of Google Woes

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Ah, the joys of modern technology. One moment you’re basking in the glow of your favorite films, and the next, they vanish into thin air like a puff of smoke from Gandalf’s staff. Welcome to my life, where I recently found myself embroiled in an unexpected battle with Google over my beloved extended editions of The Lord of the Rings. Spoiler alert: it’s a victory-ish tale.

So, let’s rewind to the moment when I realized that my precious extended editions had been removed from my Google account. Picture me, a hobbit-sized bundle of despair, frantically clicking through my library, only to be met with the cold, unyielding message: “These films are no longer available.” I mean, how dare they take away my cinematic escape? It’s not like I was asking for much—just the ability to watch Frodo and Sam traverse Middle-earth at a comfortable three-hour-plus runtime.

In my moment of anguish, I took to Reddit, the digital town square of our time, to vent my frustrations. The subreddit I chose? Mildly Infuriating—because let’s face it, this situation was more than just mildly infuriating; it was downright tragic! I shared my plight, and much to my surprise, I was met with an outpouring of sympathy and advice. Many fellow Redditors suggested I escalate my case to a supervisor. So, like a good little customer, I did just that.

After a few days of waiting (which felt like an eternity, akin to waiting for the next installment of The Winds of Winter), I received my first response. It was, in a word, disheartening. The customer service representative essentially told me, “No, you cannot have your films back.” I mean, thanks for the pep talk, but that was not the uplifting response I was hoping for. But I wasn’t ready to give up just yet. Armed with a newfound determination and a few choice quotes from Google’s terms and conditions, I replied, and to my surprise, I got a response from a senior customer support specialist.

Now, let me tell you, getting a response from a senior specialist felt like being summoned by the Council of Elrond. And what did they say? They admitted that Google had made a mistake (cue the collective gasp from the audience) and credited me £20! Not only that, but they also provided me with links to the films, acknowledging their prior error. I felt like I had just been handed the One Ring—powerful, yet slightly terrifying.

However, as with all good quests, there were a few caveats. While I was thrilled to have my films back in some form, it turned out that the YouTube links were not as straightforward as I had hoped. The first and third films worked like a charm, but the second film was nowhere to be found. It was like trying to find a needle in a haystack or, more appropriately, a missing ring in a pile of treasure.

In the end, I guess I can chalk this experience up as a resolution of sorts. I mean, I got some money back and the acknowledgment that Google messed up. It’s not quite the triumphant return of the King, but it’s definitely a step in the right direction. And hey, I even got some entertaining Reddit engagement out of it. So, if you ever find yourself in a similar situation, don’t despair. Channel your inner Gandalf, ask for a supervisor, and who knows? You might just come out victorious—ish.

In conclusion, the saga continues, and I’ll keep you updated on my quest for the complete LOTR experience. Until then, may your films be ever available, and your customer service experiences be less infuriating than mine!


Inspired by: “Update: Google took away my LOTR extended editions – victory-ish” (r/mildlyinfuriating)