Skip to main content Skip to news navigation, settings and search Explore the ABC Loading ABC News News Home Sport Kenyan star Eliud Kipchoge wins the Melbourne Marathon in record time Share Share article Kenyan star Eliud Kipchoge wins the Melbourne Marathon in record time Topic: Marathon Posted Sun 11 Oct 2026 at 12:41pm Sun 11 Oct 2026 at 12:41pm Sun 11 Oct 2026 at 12:41pm Eliud Kipchoge (centre) beat Thomas Do Canto (right) and Reece Edwards (left) to the finish of the Melbourne Marathon at
Well, folks, it finally happened! After a three-year dry spell, the legendary Eliud Kipchoge has taken the Melbourne Marathon by storm, and it’s about time we celebrate this running icon. If you’ve been living under a rock (or maybe just binge-watching the latest Netflix series), Kipchoge is not just any runner; he’s a two-time Olympic champion and a former world record holder. You know, just a casual guy who runs marathons faster than most of us can finish a pizza.
So, let’s set the scene: Melbourne, a city known for its coffee, culture, and, apparently, its marathon. This year, Kipchoge didn’t just run; he set a race record! Yes, you heard that right. He zipped through the course like he was late for an appointment with a very important cup of coffee, finishing the marathon in a time that had spectators wondering if they should even bother lacing up their own sneakers.
Now, here’s where it gets interesting. As if running a marathon at lightning speed wasn’t enough, Kipchoge decided to slow down and wave to the crowd. I mean, who does that? He could have easily shaved off a few more seconds from his time, but no, he chose to embrace his fans. Talk about a humble champion! I can just picture him thinking, ‘Why rush when I can bask in my glory and maybe get a few selfies?’ It’s like he was running at a record pace while simultaneously saying, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m just a regular guy who happens to be ridiculously fast.’
At 41, Kipchoge is like the fine wine of marathon runners—getting better with age and proving that age is just a number (and a pretty irrelevant one at that). His last victory before this was three years ago, which in the world of elite sports can feel like an eternity. But Kipchoge is back, and it seems like he’s not done adding to his legacy just yet.
As we celebrate his remarkable comeback, let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer dedication and hard work that goes into being a marathon champion. I mean, while we’re all struggling to get off the couch after a long day, Kipchoge is out there running marathons like they’re just a leisurely stroll in the park. And don’t even get me started on the mental strength required to push through those grueling miles. If only I could channel even a fraction of that determination to finish a 5K, I’d be golden.
In conclusion, Kipchoge’s victory at the Melbourne Marathon is more than just a win; it’s a reminder that champions can rise again, no matter how long the drought. So, here’s to Eliud Kipchoge—may your shoes always be laced, your fans always be cheering, and your coffee always be strong. Now, if only I could figure out the secret to running as fast as you while still enjoying a good slice of pizza at the finish line!
Inspired by: “Two-time Olympic champion Kipchoge ends 3-year victory drought, wins Melbourne Marathon” (r/News)