The next Amy’s Great Ocean Road Gran Fondo will be a public recreational ride & Age Group Race, held on the 13th of September 2026 .
Hey there, fellow Melburnians! If you’ve got plans to hit the Great Ocean Road on September 13th, you might want to reconsider your route—or at least pack some snacks and a good audiobook. Why? Because the Great Ocean Road will be hosting Amy’s Great Ocean Road Gran Fondo, which sounds like a fancy Italian dish but is actually a cycling event that’s about to cause some traffic delays.
Now, let’s break this down. Picture this: cyclists in their spandex glory, zooming past breathtaking views of the ocean, while you’re stuck in your car, wondering if you should have just stayed home and binge-watched that new series everyone’s talking about. The event will run from Skenes Creek to Lorne, then inland to Deans Marsh, and back to Lorne via Forrest and Skenes Creek. Sounds like a lovely scenic route, doesn’t it? Just not when you’re behind the wheel.
So, what does this mean for you? If you’re planning to drive through this area, be prepared for some serious delays. Think of it as a chance to practice your patience, or better yet, an opportunity to perfect your playlist for the next road trip. You might even discover some hidden gems along the way, like that one café you’ve always said you’d try but never did. (Spoiler alert: it’s probably closed on Sundays.)
Here’s a pro tip: if you can, try to avoid the area altogether. Maybe take a different route, or if you’re feeling adventurous, hop on a bike and join the fun (just don’t forget your helmet and some sunscreen). Seriously, the last thing you want is to end up in a cycling traffic jam while wearing flip-flops and a beach towel instead of spandex.
In conclusion, if you’re going to be in the Great Ocean Road area on September 13th, be prepared for delays and a bit of chaos. But hey, isn’t that just part of the fun of living in Melbourne? So grab your snacks, charge your phone, and maybe download a few podcasts. You’ll need something to entertain you as you watch the cyclists whiz by, wishing you had joined them instead of sitting in your car. Happy travels, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Inspired by: “Amy’s Great Ocean Road Gran Fondo 13/09” (r/melbourne)