Finding Your Perfect Non-Contact Team Sport: A Quest for the Unicorn

10 votes, 20 comments. Help! I’m looking for ideas of non contact team sports. I’ve played in goal for turf hockey for almost 20 years and…

So, you’ve decided to dip your toes into the world of team sports, but there’s just one tiny hurdle: you’d rather avoid the whole ‘contact’ aspect of it. I mean, who really wants to be tackled, bumped, or shoved around like a rag doll? Not you, and honestly, who can blame you? If you’re anything like Jamie from Melbourne, you’re looking for a way to engage with a group of people, flex those muscles, and maybe even make some friends, all without the fear of getting knocked out in the process.

Let’s face it, the world of sports is filled with those adrenaline-pumping, body-bashing games like rugby, football, and netball. But fear not, my friend! There are indeed options that won’t leave you bruised and battered, while still keeping the team spirit alive.

The Search for Non-Contact Team Sports

First off, let’s tackle the big question: are there team sports without contact? Spoiler alert: yes, there are! And no, I’m not talking about lawn bowls, though I can see the appeal of sipping tea while rolling some balls down a green.

1. Ultimate Frisbee: Yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it’s actually quite fun! Ultimate Frisbee is a fast-paced game that combines elements of soccer, basketball, and, you guessed it, Frisbee! The best part? There’s no physical contact. Just a bunch of people running around, jumping for the disc, and trying not to trip over their own feet. Bonus: you get to play outside and soak up some vitamin D.

2. Softball: Now, before you roll your eyes and think, “But isn’t that contact?” let me clarify. Softball is a bat-and-ball game where the primary objective is to hit the ball and run around bases. While there is a chance of getting tagged out, it’s not like you’re being tackled by a linebacker. Plus, you can enjoy some post-game snacks, and we all know that’s the real MVP of any sport.

3. Rowing: Okay, so this one might not seem like a traditional ‘team sport’ in the way that involves a ball, but hear me out. Rowing is an excellent way to bond with a group of people while also getting a killer workout. You’ll be working together in perfect harmony to row your boat down the river, all while avoiding any contact with other boats or random sea creatures. Just make sure you don’t tip over—nobody likes a soggy teammate.

4. Dance Sports: Yes, dance is a sport too! Think about it: you get to move, groove, and express yourself, all while being part of a team. Whether it’s salsa, ballroom, or even hip-hop, you can find a dance crew that matches your vibe. Plus, you’ll probably meet a lot of cool people who are just as terrified of contact sports as you are.

5. Volleyball: Now, I know what you’re thinking—”But what about the spiking?” True, there’s some competitive spirit involved, but at its core, volleyball is more about teamwork and less about crashing into each other. And let’s be honest, the beach volleyball scene is a great way to soak up the sun and enjoy some fun times with friends.

The Social Aspect

Now, let’s talk about the social aspect of these sports. You’re looking to meet people under the age of 70 (good luck with that lawn bowls crowd!), and that’s totally understandable. Joining a local team or club can open up a treasure chest of friendships, networking opportunities, and maybe even some post-game happy hours. Just remember to bring your A-game in the social department, because awkward silences at a team gathering can be more painful than a contact sport.

Final Thoughts

So, there you have it! A few options to consider if you’re looking to join a team sport without the fear of physical contact. Whether it’s throwing a Frisbee, swinging a bat, or busting a move on the dance floor, there’s something out there for everyone. Just remember to keep your chin up, your spirits high, and your contact to a minimum. Happy sporting!


Inspired by: “Team Sports no contact. Is this a unicorn?” (r/melbourne)