Delta Airlines has responded to Selma Blair allegedly punching one flight attendant and biting another on a flight Sunday. “Delta has zero tolerance for unruly or unlawful behavior, as the safety of our customers and crew always comes first,” a spokesperson for the airline told Page Six in a statement.
So, it seems that Selma Blair has decided to give us all a new meaning to the phrase “flying off the handle.” Yes, you heard that right! The actress was recently arrested for allegedly biting a flight attendant and attempting to open a plane door mid-flight. Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s not exactly the kind of turbulence I sign up for when I book my next flight.
According to various sources, including the New York Post and Variety, the incident occurred on a flight bound for New York City. Apparently, things escalated quickly. First, there was the biting, which I can only assume was her way of expressing her displeasure with the in-flight snacks. I mean, have you seen those pretzels? But I digress.
Reports suggest that Selma not only bit one flight attendant but allegedly punched another. Talk about a one-two punch! It’s like she was trying to audition for the role of ‘Most Dramatic Passenger of the Year.’ And let’s not forget the grand finale: attempting to open the plane door. Because when you’re feeling a little claustrophobic at 30,000 feet, obviously the best solution is to try and let in some fresh air—preferably at terminal velocity.
Now, before you start sending her angry tweets, it’s important to note that her representative claims she suffered a medical emergency during the flight. So, maybe she wasn’t just channeling her inner superhero with a penchant for chaos. Perhaps she was simply overwhelmed by the cabin pressure, which, let’s be honest, can make anyone a bit loopy. Who hasn’t thought about opening a plane door when the snacks run out?
The FBI is reportedly investigating the incident, which is a bit surprising. I mean, usually, when I think of federal investigations, I don’t picture someone trying to turn a plane into a scene from a low-budget action movie. But here we are.
It’s worth noting that Selma has been open about her struggles with health issues, particularly her battle with multiple sclerosis. This context adds a layer of complexity to the situation, and it’s a reminder that sometimes our behavior can be influenced by factors we’re not fully aware of.
In the end, while this incident may have made for great tabloid fodder, let’s hope Selma gets the help she needs and can steer clear of any more in-flight drama. After all, we all want our flights to be smooth sailing—unless, of course, you’re looking for a good story to tell at parties. In which case, carry on!
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