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So, here we are again, folks. Just when you thought it was safe to relax on your sunny beach vacation, Hurricane Simon decides to crash the party. With sustained winds of 155 mph, Simon is like that friend who shows up at the party uninvited and starts knocking over furniture. Thanks, Simon! We really needed this.
As of now, the eye of the hurricane is chilling about 60 miles west-southwest of Manzanillo, Mexico, and it’s moving north-northwest at a leisurely 6 mph—because why rush when you can wreak havoc at your own pace? It’s expected to make landfall on Sunday, and let’s just say, it’s not going to be a gentle arrival. Think of it as a very angry bear showing up to a picnic.
Now, if you’re wondering what kind of fun Simon brings with him, brace yourself. Heavy rainfall is on the agenda, with some areas potentially receiving up to 30 inches. Yes, you heard that right—30 inches! That’s almost like someone took the ocean and dumped it right over southwestern Mexico. So, if you’ve ever wanted to experience life as a fish, this might be your chance. Just remember to bring a snorkel.
Naturally, with all that rain comes the delightful prospect of flooding and mudslides. Nothing says ‘vacation’ quite like dodging 30 inches of water and the occasional landslide, right? Authorities are understandably concerned about life-threatening flooding, and let’s be honest, the last thing anyone needs is a surprise mud bath that comes with a side of danger.
As we know, hurricanes are fickle beasts. One moment they’re just a tropical storm, and the next they’re taking a page out of the ‘how to be a terrifying weather phenomenon’ handbook. So, if you’re in the vicinity of the Pacific coast of Mexico, it might be time to start thinking about evacuation plans and stocking up on supplies—unless you enjoy living on the edge of disaster, in which case, carry on!
Remember, folks, hurricanes are not just weather events; they’re nature’s way of reminding us that we’re not in control. So, let’s keep our fingers crossed that Simon decides to take a nice, long detour and leave the beaches of Mexico intact. In the meantime, stay safe, stay dry, and if you see Simon, just tell him he’s not welcome. After all, the only hurricane we want to deal with is the one that comes with a cocktail at a beach bar, not the one that brings 155 mph winds and flooding fears!
Inspired by: “A ferocious Hurricane Simon nears Mexico with 155 mph winds and flooding fears” (r/World)