It is really important to avoid hormones in meat and dairy. If there’s one thing that I would change about diet for anyone who’s worried about hormonal issues, such as libido or even skin problems, is to try to focus on high-quality meats if you eat meat and avoid the meat that is treated with hormones.
Hello, fellow single souls! Let’s chat about something we’ve all experienced but rarely admit: those very NSFW thoughts that pop into our minds when we’re single and feeling a little too frisky for our own good. You know, the kind of thoughts that make you feel like a feral animal clawing at the walls, wondering if a quick text to an ex is really that bad of an idea. Spoiler alert: it probably is, but let’s unpack this together.
First off, can we just acknowledge how utterly confusing it is to navigate being single? You’re happily enjoying your own company, binge-watching your favorite shows, and then—boom! Suddenly, you’re hit with a wave of horniness that makes you feel like you’re auditioning for a role in a particularly spicy rom-com. And let’s face it, sometimes, all you really want is to connect with someone on a deeper level, but your body is like, “Nah, I want to party!”
Now, let’s talk about the cycle of life—specifically, your cycle. For those of you who don’t know, our hormones can turn us into different versions of ourselves throughout the month. One week you’re a serene goddess, and the next, you’re a wildling ready to run off into the sunset with the first attractive person you see. This isn’t just you; it’s biology. So if you’re feeling a little extra, just know that it’s perfectly normal.
Of course, there’s the classic dilemma of whether to reach out to an old flame. That guy you dated once who was nice but not exactly the one? Yeah, he’s suddenly looking like a viable option when the urge strikes. But before you hit send on that text, let’s think about it. Are you really ready to deal with the aftermath? Because, spoiler alert, if you’re not emotionally invested, it could lead to some awkward conversations and possibly some regret.
Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: self-pleasure. Yes, I’m talking about good ol’ masturbation. If you’re like our friend who’s wondering if the lack of toys is the real issue here, let’s just say it’s a valid concern. Toys can add a fun twist to the situation, but they’re not a necessity. However, if you’re looking for recommendations, there are plenty of budget-friendly options that are quiet enough not to disturb your roommates. Think of it as a stealth mission—no one needs to know what you’re up to behind closed doors!
And here’s a pro tip: sometimes, it’s all about getting creative. You don’t necessarily need fancy gadgets; sometimes a little imagination can go a long way. Plus, it’s free! Just remember to keep it classy and don’t knock on your roommate’s door afterward to discuss your latest revelations. That’s a conversation best left for a girls’ night over wine.
So, to all my single ladies out there feeling a little wild and a little confused, know that you’re not alone. Embrace those NSFW thoughts, but also recognize when to hit the brakes. The right partner will come along when you’re least expecting it, and in the meantime, enjoy your own company—just maybe not too loudly. Until then, let’s keep the conversation going, share our experiences, and maybe even laugh a little at the absurdity of it all.
Stay fabulous and remember: you’ve got this! xoxo
Inspired by: “having very nsfw thoughts recently sigh (im single help)” (r/GirlDinnerDiaries)