A woman discovers that in-person love is much more taxing than just holding up a phone .
Ah, the modern dating scene. It’s a beautiful disaster, isn’t it? You swipe right, you match, you flirt, and before you know it, you’re deep into a relationship that started as a casual fling. But what happens when a casual fling turns into a full-blown soap opera? Let’s dive into the wild world of one Redditor’s unfortunate experience that left us all gasping in disbelief.
So, our protagonist, who we’ll affectionately call “Mad Solar,” has been seeing this guy for a few weeks. They met at a dive bar—because where else do modern romances bloom?—and things escalated quickly. You know the drill: late-night conversations, cuddles, and all that jazz. They even agreed to keep things light and breezy, which is a code for “I’m probably going to catch feelings, but let’s pretend I won’t.”
Now, here’s the twist: this guy is the cousin of Mad Solar’s ex-boyfriend. Yes, you read that right. Talk about keeping it in the family! It’s been three years since the breakup, and the ex is now engaged, so why not stir the pot a little? Just a casual romp with a side of familial connection, right?
But here’s where things take a turn for the dramatic. Mad Solar is out of town, and they’ve agreed to take a break from seeing each other until she returns. It’s like a romantic version of a timeout, but with more emotional baggage. Our guy, however, decides that ‘waiting’ isn’t really his style and gets a bit too tipsy one night. He starts professing his love and all that gooey stuff.
Now, imagine being on a FaceTime call with someone who’s clearly not paying attention. You’re half asleep, and suddenly you hear… noises. Not just any noises, but the unmistakable sounds of someone getting busy. Yes, folks, this guy forgot that he was on FaceTime with Mad Solar while he was hooking up with another girl.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer absurdity of this situation. Mad Solar, bless her heart, initially brushes it off as “maybe it’s just snoring.” Oh, sweet summer child, no. That’s not snoring; that’s the sound of betrayal! But instead of hanging up and throwing her phone out the window, she stays on the line for three hours.
Three hours! What kind of endurance training is this? It’s like she signed up for a masterclass in emotional resilience. And while she’s listening to the sounds of her romantic interest getting it on with someone else, she’s also meticulously crafting her response. Should she ghost him? Should she make him squirm? Or, for comedic effect, should she demand $100?
This is where the story gets even juicier. Instead of a dramatic confrontation, Mad Solar is left in a limbo of confusion. Do you confront the guy? Do you let him sweat it out? Or do you just laugh it off as a hilarious story for the ages?
In a world where dating apps are king and casual flings are the norm, it’s easy to forget the emotional stakes involved. This story serves as a reminder that sometimes, love—or whatever this situation is—can take unexpected turns. And when those turns include drunken hookups and FaceTime calls gone wrong, you just have to roll with the punches.
So, what can we learn from Mad Solar’s experience? First, always make sure to check if your significant other is actually available for a FaceTime call before you decide to get busy. Second, maybe keep your romantic interests to a minimum if they’re related to your ex. And finally, laughter is the best medicine—even when your heart feels like it’s doing a tango with betrayal.
As for Mad Solar, we’re all waiting with bated breath for the update. Will she confront him? Will she disappear into the night? Or will she embrace her inner Hulk and make him beg for forgiveness? Whatever happens, one thing is for sure: this is one love story that won’t be forgotten anytime soon.
Inspired by: “Guy I’m Seeing Forgot I was on FT & Hooked Up w/Another Girl” (r/GirlDinnerDiaries)