How to Stay on Top Without Your Hips Giving Out: A Rider’s Guide

Of course, for both of you, it would be best if you mix it up a bit to give yourself and your partner different stimulation. #3 Let him do the work. Just because you’re on top doesn’t mean you have to be the one riding him.There are positions which require him to do the work. For example, lay on him while he moves his hips, or squat above him while he does the work.

Hey there, fellow hip warriors! Today, we’re diving deep into the world of riding without the agony of stiff hips. Now, if you’re anything like our brave Redditor, who bravely confessed to her struggles with staying on top (and I mean that both literally and figuratively), you know that keeping the rhythm going can sometimes feel like an Olympic sport. So let’s talk stretches, strategies, and maybe even a little bit of humor to lighten the mood.

The Hip Conundrum

Let’s face it: some of us are blessed with the flexibility of a pretzel, while others feel like they’re made of granite. If you’re in the latter group, fear not! You’re not alone. Our Reddit friend, a 23-year-old gal, bravely shared her plight of trying to stay on top of her buff boyfriend without her hips throwing in the towel after just two minutes. I mean, who wouldn’t want to ride the wave of passion a little longer, right?

Stretch It Out

First things first, let’s tackle those stiff hips. Stretching is key, and no, I’m not talking about the kind of stretching you do when you wake up and realize you’ve been sleeping on your arm like it’s a pillow. I’m talking about real stretches that can help you loosen up and enjoy the ride (pun intended).

1. Hip Flexor Stretch: Kneel on one knee with the other foot in front, bent at a 90-degree angle. Push your hips forward gently and hold for about 30 seconds. Repeat on the other side. This one is like giving your hips a gentle nudge, saying, “Hey, let’s work together here!”

2. Butterfly Stretch: Sit on the floor, put the soles of your feet together, and let your knees fall out to the sides. Lean forward gently until you feel the stretch. Feel free to channel your inner butterfly (or whatever that looks like).

3. Pigeon Pose: This one sounds fancy, but it’s just you getting on the floor and looking a little awkward. Bring one leg forward, bent at a right angle, and stretch the other leg back. It’s great for opening up those hips. Just don’t blame me if you find yourself feeling like you need a yoga mat.

Positioning is Key

Now that we’ve worked on stretching, let’s talk about positioning. Your boyfriend’s buff thighs may be more of a hindrance than a help in certain positions, so let’s find ways to work around that.

1. Use Pillows: Seriously, nothing says comfort like a good pillow. Throw one under your hips to elevate yourself and reduce the strain. It’s like giving yourself a little throne while still being on top. Fancy, right?

2. Change It Up: If you’re feeling the burn (and not the good kind), switch up the positions. Instead of going for the classic ride, try straddling him while he’s sitting or laying down. You might find that your hips thank you for the change.

3. Take Breaks: Don’t be afraid to take a breather. It’s perfectly okay to switch things up and take a moment to reset. Besides, who said you can’t enjoy a little downtime in the heat of the moment?

Embrace the Journey

Remember, it’s all about enjoying the ride—both literally and metaphorically. Stiff hips might be a hurdle, but with a little stretching, some clever positioning, and a great sense of humor, you can conquer the challenges and keep the fun going.

So, ladies, the next time you find yourself on top, just remember: it’s not about how long you can stay up there; it’s about how much fun you’re having (and maybe how many times you can convince him to help you stretch afterwards). Happy riding!


Inspired by: “how to stay on top without ur hips giving out lmao” (r/GirlDinnerDiaries)