The eggy smell is sulfur, which can be released by some types of bacteria. If your chicken smells eggy and it came out of a cling-wrapped or regular plastic package, it’s probably best not to eat it. On the other hand, sometimes an egg smell can be a result of the cryovac packaging process. If your chicken was cryovac packaged, let it sit for a few minutes to see if the smell dissipates. If it does, it is likely safe to eat if you cook it thoroughly.
Ah, the drive-thru. The sacred sanctuary for those of us who want to indulge in some fast food without having to put on pants. It’s where our cravings meet convenience—until it doesn’t. Take, for example, the story of one unfortunate soul who ventured to Chicken Express and ended up with something that resembled chicken, but definitely wasn’t cooked.
So, picture this: you’re in your car, ready to indulge in some crispy goodness, and you decide to check in with the staff before you even hand over your hard-earned cash. Smart move! You ask, “I know y’all are about to close, but is the chicken fresh?” You expect a resounding, “Absolutely! Freshly cooked, just for you!” Instead, you get a guy who consults his buddy, and after what feels like an eternity—which in fast food time is about 18 minutes—he assures you that they will whip up something fresh.
Fast forward a little, and your anticipation is building. You’ve been waiting, perhaps envisioning that golden, crunchy chicken that’s going to make your evening complete. But then, you open the box, and what do you see? Raw chicken. Yes, you heard that right. The kind of raw that makes you question every life choice that led you to this moment.
Now, at this point, you might think: “Surely, they’ll refund me for this culinary catastrophe!” But alas, you would be mistaken. You ask for a refund, and they decline. Cue the dramatic music! It’s like asking for a glass of water at a desert oasis, only to be told they’re out.
Let’s pause here for a second. How does one even begin to process this? You’ve just been served a plate of potential salmonella, and they’re telling you to take a hike? I mean, it’s one thing to be served chicken that’s a little too crispy, but raw? That’s a whole new level of culinary disappointment.
It’s mildly infuriating, isn’t it? You go in expecting a satisfying meal, and instead, you’re greeted with a health hazard. Eating raw chicken is not a trendy new diet plan; it’s a recipe for disaster.
And while our friend Big_Marzipan3904 might have approached the situation with a bit of humor—because really, what else can you do?—the reality is that this experience is a reminder of a classic fast-food truth: always check your food, even if they assure you it’s fresh.
So, the next time you find yourself at a drive-thru, remember to keep your expectations in check. And if you ever find yourself staring down at a box of raw chicken, just know that you’re not alone. We’ve all been there, and we can share a good laugh—or a good cry—over it. Just maybe avoid Chicken Express for a while, okay?
Inspired by: “Chicken Express gave me raw chicken. Asked for a refund, got declined 💀” (r/mildlyinfuriating)