When Kids Say the Darndest Things (and Not in a Cute Way)

6 year old, floating past me (lifeguard) in an inner tube, chillin the heck out: “hi.” Me: “how’s it goin?” Them: “I can’t swim.” They then gave a sigh and a ain’t-that-just-the-way kind of shrug as they floated by.

Ah, kids. They say the darndest things, don’t they? Usually, it’s something innocent, like asking why the sky is blue or whether they can have ice cream for breakfast. But sometimes, they surprise us in ways that make our jaws drop and our hearts sink. Recently, a post on Reddit’s mildlyinfuriating subreddit showcased a rather unfortunate scenario where a Ring camera caught kids making racist comments before trying to sell something. Yes, you read that right—kids being little entrepreneurs with a side of bigotry.

Now, before we dive into the details, let’s take a moment to appreciate the irony of the situation. Here you have kids, probably still trying to figure out how to tie their shoelaces, and they’re already attempting to sell something. What are they selling? Lemonade? Cookies? Or perhaps a lifetime supply of cringe-worthy remarks?

According to the post, the Ring camera footage revealed a group of children making some truly inappropriate comments. I mean, it’s one thing to say, “Eww, I don’t like broccoli!” but it’s another to throw around racial slurs like confetti at a parade. It’s almost impressive how they managed to mix childhood entrepreneurship with a complete lack of social awareness.

One can’t help but wonder where they picked up such vocabulary. Is it from their parents? The internet? Or perhaps they just stumbled into a particularly toxic playground? Whatever the source, it certainly raises the question of how we, as a society, are failing to educate the younger generation about respect and kindness.

But let’s not just point fingers at the kids. After all, they’re still learning and growing. The real issue lies in the environment that allows such behavior to fester. Are these kids hearing these comments at home? Are they picking them up from the media they consume? It’s pretty clear that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and if that tree is spewing hate, we’ve got a problem.

On a lighter note, imagine trying to sell something after making such comments. “Hey there, would you like to buy some cookies? Oh, by the way, I think your skin color is gross!” I mean, talk about a hard sell! It’s almost like they thought they could just brush it off with a smile and a plate of baked goods. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t work that way.

The incident serves as a reminder of how critical it is to address these issues head-on. We need to have conversations about racism, respect, and empathy, starting from a young age. Because if we don’t, we might just end up with a generation of kids who think it’s okay to mix their entrepreneurial spirit with bigotry.

So, let’s do better. Let’s teach our kids that while selling lemonade is great, it’s even better to sell it with a side of kindness. And maybe, just maybe, we can prevent the next generation from turning into little racists with a penchant for questionable sales tactics.

In conclusion, kids can be a handful, but with the right guidance, they can also be a force for good. Let’s work together to ensure they’re not just selling cookies but also spreading positivity and respect. Because the world could definitely use a little more of that, don’t you think?


Inspired by: “Ring camera caught kids making racist comments and then trying to come up and sell something” (r/mildlyinfuriating)