Dispensaries scan IDs to verify the customer’s age, prevent fraud, and comply with state laws regulating cannabis sales.
Let’s dive into a tale that’s as relatable as it is mildly infuriating—because who doesn’t love a good story about the trials and tribulations of working in a dispensary? Picture this: you’re managing a dispensary, and your job is to check IDs, ensuring that everyone entering is of legal age. Seems straightforward, right? Well, not if you’re dealing with customers who think the rules don’t apply to them.
So here’s the scenario: a lady walks in, all confident and full of vibes that just scream, ‘I’m about to make this your problem.’ She’s got a pre-order, which is great! But then, uh-oh, her ID is expired. Now, if you’re like me—and I assume you are because you’re reading this—you’d think that an expired ID is a no-go, especially in a place where the product is, let’s say, a bit more regulated than your average grocery store. But that’s just me being a stickler for the law.
As I politely inform her that I can’t let her in with an expired ID, she looks at me like I just told her that unicorns aren’t real. She starts bringing up how another dispensary let her in with her expired ID. To which I can only respond, ‘Congratulations, you found a place that’s either really chill or really illegal. But guess what? We’re not that place!’
And then there’s the kicker: she insists on showing me the ID on her phone. I mean, come on! If I had a dollar for every time someone thought a digital version of an expired ID was somehow valid, I could probably open my own dispensary. But alas, I’m not about to risk my job just because someone wants to bend the rules.
In my defense, I calmly explain our policy—because, you know, I’m a reasonable human being. It’s not just about me being a buzzkill; it’s about following the law. Then she demands to speak to the manager. I can already see the plot twist coming, and spoiler alert: it’s not a happy ending for her. My manager backs me up, and while she’s talking, the lady storms out like she’s just lost a battle in a war she started.
Afterward, my manager and I have a good laugh about it. Because let’s be real, if you think a dispensary is going to let you in with an invalid ID, you might need to rethink your life choices.
Fast forward a bit, and guess who comes back? Yep, our friend with the expired ID. She gives me a look that could curdle milk. But here’s the twist: she suddenly has her valid paper ID in hand. I can’t help but chuckle a little as I tell her to have a lovely day. If looks could kill, I’d be a goner right there.
So, what’s the moral of the story? Always check your ID before leaving the house, and never assume that just because one place has loose policies, another will too. Also, if you find yourself in a situation where you’re trying to use an expired ID, just take a step back and think: is this really worth it? Because at the end of the day, it’s just weed, and there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
In conclusion, working at a dispensary is full of surprises and bizarre encounters. But hey, it keeps the job interesting! And remember, if you’re ever in doubt about your ID, just don’t risk it. Save yourself the embarrassment and the eye rolls from the staff. Until next time, keep those IDs up to date and your vibes positive!
Inspired by: “"But the other dispensary let me in…"” (r/mildlyinfuriating)